Maja Hampson's Zoo Keeping Adventures

My arctic wolf Cleo would be like Catherine Zeta-Jones if she were a person. Just like with the Sweetie-Megan Fox comparison, I don't actually know if Catherine Zeta-Jones is a mean person but I think her striking face has the ability to send people running for their lives if she made the proper “bitch” face. Cleo is the same way. She is beautiful and her eyes are piercing. And even though she's usually kind and keeps to herself, I worry about her ability turn on me.

My arctic wolf Brutus is like Shia LaBeouf because he's good looking but a bit clumsy and gives off a nerdy vibe. And like Shia, Brutus often ends up with girls much hotter than he would normal be able to get based on his looks alone. I'm not sure if Brutus would be with a wolf like Cleo if they weren't living in a zoo. Zoos don't have the space to try and pair animals based off of some hotness rating their species may or may not have, so if you're an arctic wolf female and we find you an arctic wolf male, then together you shall go. You're a lucky boy Brutus.